Monroe Panty Shots

If Marilyn Monroe were alive today, we'd be trading cellphone snapshots of her getting out of a car with no panties on.

The past was a classy time for high profile promiscuity. I think the upscale and famous slutty women of today are given a bad rep by society's relentless thirst for career-crippling up-the-skirt photographs.

No longer do we regard these women as "sex goddesses." The term implies a level of respect in addition to their sex symbol status, a position worthy of filling. Now any hot chick can bang Rick Salomon, tape it, pretend to disapprove of its release, and end up with a reality show contract by the time they wash the cum out of their hair.

If Paris Hilton [or Britney, etc] lived in the time of Marilyn Monroe, she could have been regarded as an elite socialite with even respectable social status, worthy of presidential coital relations.

But since all sense of mystery has been stripped - nothing is left to the imagination. We have night vision cock-sucking clips, and front-page shaved pussy shots, and an endless stream of talking-heads to give us the play-by-play.